The Big uhhh, er, SPAM!
So I was coming out of the bathroom Saturday morning at my parents place with my SPAM shirt on…
My niece and nephew usually spend the night at my parents (Mimi and Papa’s) on Fridays. My niece Katy is 6 and my nephew Noah just turned 5. Katy and Noah (and a few friends and relatives that have known me for awhile) call me T-bone sometimes. Katy and Noah call me Tio T-bone, Uncle T-bone, or just T-bone. My sister started that. Ok, back to the story…
Katy takes one look at my shirt and says, ‘T-bone’s a big SPERM!’. Very quietly I ask Katy what makes you say that? She says, ‘Uncle it says SPERM on your shirt!’. Talking very quietely (you understand the delicacy of the situation, right?) I tell my niece, ‘Your just guessing Katy, my shirt says SPAM…see? S-P-A-M!’. I then proceeded to tell her what it was…(you know, ham in a can!)
Like Bill Cosby would say, ‘Kids say the darndest things!’.
